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In the giant gym class of life....james is the substitute that never cared if you cut class. The substitute who
after he went home, blared prince's old albums and let fly with the funky dance moves like no other and then facing 5 grams
of quality cocaine. The substitute who would gladly sprinkle his finest cashmire sweaters with rat poison if he thought
the world would be better off.
James's actual birthplace is not known, although some say he grew up in belgium.
Do you want to go to belgium?
Others contest that he was never born, that he has existed quietly since the dawn of all creation, and has only recently
reared his ugly obtuse visage into the macabre spotlight of public light. Reports of dudek-related mayhem have come
from all across the globe, the man certainly leaves an unrealistic trail to follow, but me and my colleages have begun to
realize that the feeble contsraints of reality pose no boundry to the awesome might of James Dudek.
Now, i could go on and on about james's incredible life. But why should i? You could too! That my friends,
is the beauty of dudek.
Who is dudek you ask? He's anyone you want him to be.
It's that simple
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At a Glance
Date of Birth: The merry month of may
Education: School of hard cocks
Family History: Mr Dudek-"the original
copy"
First Professional Role: Right hand man to Big War in the cuban invasion of '82
Astrological Sign: Gemeni
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