1/23/04
It was a cool brisk january night...that's when dudek struck.
10/25/03
The evening began with Dudek and i taking a large amount of mesculine and queludes. About two hours
later we decided to go for a spin. During this alleged drive, dudek and I realized that i needed a shave. We proceeded
to blindfold dudek, and hand him a bowie knife. At the time i did not realize that i had no shaving gel on, but the
mesculine was running strong. Dudek worked my face over like a child molester works a small korean boy's unmentionables.
To both of us at the time, this felt excellent. Little did we know, the mansfeild police dept. had been tailing
us the whole time. At approximately 23:02.13 i realized the cops had turned on their lights. At 23:02.47 i mentioned
to dudek that the cops had their lights on, and were going to pull us over. After verbally abusing me in yiddish and afrikaans,
he proceeded to insert the bowie knife in a most unfavorable manner into my jugular. With the mesculine flowing through
my body i didn't feel it, to me, it felt like the waves of sydney beach washing up on my shaven scrotum, which warren
and i have many times surfed. That could have been the reason for the flashback.
Seeing the lights, i knew it was necessary to pull over. The cops had guns, and i only had a bowie
knife in my jugular, i was not about to stand up to them. Dudek at this time had already removed his blindfold just
as young japanese boys have in the past after being released from my basement, assesed the situation, and jumped out of the
car with a wild georgia howl while we were still moving. Looking back..i wish i had done the same as james,
because as of this day the cops did not believe that there was a passenger shaving me while driving blindfolded, and
i really like Georgia. They just assumed it was the borderline lethal dose of mesculine and queludes i had ingested
earlier that evening. The cops proceeded to pull me out of the car and regardless of my fatal injury, took their nightsticks,
or batons as they like to call them, and proceeded to beat and penetrate my asshole for the next 32 minutes and 3 seconds.
For me, this just seemed like a casual night of dudek love which now being in prison seems like something i can only hope
for. For now i spend my nights getting rammed in the ass by black men that have dicks the size of horses. I can
only hope that the one and only James Steven Dudek can post my 300,000 dollar bail of driving under the influence.
9/11/2003
Whattup Muffs. I know i haven't been workin on this alot but i just got hooked up with a cable modem and whatnot,
so it's alot easier for me. I got a ton of pictures of james (that still have to be scanned), and even an interview
with the man himself, LARRY dudek, "the original copy" as HE put it, for those of you with a low attention span THAT'S JAMES'S
DAD.
Also i will be putting up a new list of dudek's greatest hits. I've heard some WHAMMYS i tell you it's gonna be
incredible.
Come visit me derrik!!!
Oh and something you guys can do for me...i've noticed dudek is a semi-common last name, so i guarantee you if you flip
open your phonebook and look for a dudek, you could find one...i've been calling all the dudeks in my area (CALLING ALL DUDEKS)
and asking for james, it would be fucking fantastic if you guys would pitch in, there's only one of me, and so many dudeks,
swimmin in the sea...
