The origins of jimmy d have been the subject of much public and private debate over the past few years...few know the
real horrifying mind numbing truth. I happen to be one of those few people, who will know what it means when they hear
james dudek's voice, or see his name on some random poster, and i even cry when i find pictures of james dressed up like a
spanish pirate in the woods of that funky town.
James Dudek grew up in the rugged cuthroat backwoods ghetto of califon, New Jersey. The place turned him into a
hardend criminal mastermind in a matter of weeks. He grew up alongside such other diabolical geniuses such as:
Warren "Big War" FERDinand, arty "slingshot" owens, Drew "The shrew" coulter and of course 3 finger arden marcetta.
The evil kabal of bastards terrorized the town for the next dozen years, wreaking havoc wherever they went.
Then in 7th grade james was spotted by my colleages gary "the fish" rae and ryan "spagetthi hat" decker. They sensed
unlimited potential in the rougish wild young man and began our work, the work me and my colleagues continue to this day.
